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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 8, 2008 16:54:53 GMT -5
He laughed. "Ya know, that would have probably worked, well, if ya hadn't of told me..." He gave her a weird look about the phone. "And why pictures on your phone? They never turn out any good..." His mind wandered back to when he had placed a sppon in his brother's mouth while he was sleeping and took a picture of it. It looked bad, and it made him angry. "I don't think you would like me drunk though..." Well, maybe and maybe not. He would either get extremely angry, or keep acting more and more like a two year old. It just depended on his mood while he was drinking. As she spoke again though, he just shook his head. "You shouldn't... Really, it should almost be taken as a compliment..." He made a face, thinking about it. "Well... maybe not, it just would depend on how you looked at it..."-- ooc; xD Sammeh with a spoon in his mouth!!
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Post by ``Mickey. on Dec 8, 2008 17:05:14 GMT -5
She only put on a pout. Why did he have to rain down on her parade? "I guess I'll just have to plot some more then..." She said with a sly smile. Of course she wouldn't, she was too lazy to think up another plan. Then she heard his question. "It just depends what kind of camera you have on your phone. Duh, Dean!" She explained with a look of defiance. In her way she had just 'told' him. A soft laugh came from her and she then looked to the ground. "Then I could just ditch you." She said, a cheery look on her face. Dean was just handing all of this to her on a silver platter. It was fun to make remarks and tease Dean, well, to her it was. Alex only looked up at him, watching his face as he thought about what he had said. With a light sigh she shook her head disapprovingly. "You sure are a strange one Dean...." She commented, her eyes glued to the snowy ground.
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 8, 2008 17:16:25 GMT -5
Dean just shook his head. "Fine, I see how you are. PLooting against an old man like me.." He looked up at an angel, away from her for a moment before a childish grin slid across his face. He couldn't help it. It was hard to be serious. He then stuck his toungue out at her. "Its a camera on you phone I highly doubt there is a phone out there that can take 'Dean approved' pictures..." He gave another grin. He often used 'Dean approved'. His standards were a lot high in some categories, but in other, it ade standard look like a field day. He shook his head again though, looking at her with a troubled face. "Ya know, leaving some piss poor guy in the middle of no where might not be a good idea." He really didn't know why he said it, he just did. It was just smething to say back at her. "And I know I am strange. Just be lucky your not up in here..." He when said that, he took his free hand and pointed up to his head, a light grin on his face. "You would probably either pass out or vomit if you even had a glimpse..." And with that, he let out a light laugh.
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Post by ``Mickey. on Dec 8, 2008 17:29:55 GMT -5
She let out a playful grumble and looked up at him. "Old man? Please, you act younger than me!" She stated with a curt nod. There was no way Dean was an 'old man'. He was totally immature, and acted younger than Alex for that matter. "'Dean approved'? Please tell me you didn't just say 'Dean approved'!" She exclaimed. That was just embarrassing. Good thing they weren't surrounded by people otherwise she would have taken a rolled up newspaper and slapped him upside the head. She then looked up at him through wide eyes. He was truly freaking her out, but all she did was laugh softly. "What do you expect me to do, babysit you?" She asked teasingly, sticking her tongue out playfully. She felt like jabbing him repeatedly with her finger, poking him as hard as she could. "Stop explaining everything! If you keep talking about it then a random image will pop in my mind and scar it!" She practically whined, wrapping her arms across her chest.
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 8, 2008 17:39:06 GMT -5
Dean looked down at her with a wide grin on his face, almost stretching ear to ear. "Hey, well you know what?" He paused for amoment, thinking. "Never mind... I got nothin'..." He sighed a little to himself. She did have a point. He did need to grow up, but he just didn't want to. He just broke out into laughter when she spoke again. "Yes, I just said 'Dean approved'. What are you gunna do about it?" He looked at her, on of his eyeborws rasing up slightly higher than the other. "And yes, if you get some guy that drunk, he is your respinsibility! You should know that by now..." Sadly, he was kind of speaking the truth. If your with someone that gets totally wasted, you can't just leave them anywhere all alone. One, they would hate you for the rest of thier life, and two... well, it was just wrong. Not 'Dean approved!'. He couldn't help but laugh at her last comment. Sadly, he beileved that to be true too. "Well fine then.." He took his arm that waswrapped around her shoulders and he pulled it acorss his chest, doling it with the other one just like she had. "I will just stop talking then..." He looked over at her and stuck out his toungue before staring straight ahead again.
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Post by ``Mickey. on Dec 8, 2008 17:52:52 GMT -5
She listened to him, ready to listen to him jabber on and on. She nearly fell to the ground when he said he had nothing. "You are extremely useless aren't you?" She asked with a teasing smile that almost stretched ear to ear. She then listened to his question, and she balled up her fist like she was about to punch him as hard as she could. "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do! Knuckle touch?" A silly grin rested on her lips as she held her free hand out. She didn't expect him to hit it, but it was just a dumb joke. She listened to Dean, and frowned slightly. She didn't want to stick with a drunken old man like Dean, it would be kind of scary. "I think I could handle that job..." She lied with a weak smile. Just thinking about it made a shiver run down her spine. How would she deal with Dean when he was drunk? What the hell would she do? Alex let out a sigh at his next comment. "You better keep talking! I don't like the quiet, it's too loud..." She said softly. With a low huff she kept her arms around her chest, keeping herself from freezing to death.
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 8, 2008 18:05:49 GMT -5
"I wouldn't say extremely useless. But just normal useless, yes..." A colorful grin flahsed on his face for a few seconds. He gave her a weird look as she balled up her fist. Right when she said knuckle touch, he thought she was going to hurt his already beat up knuckle. But then he accually thought about it. He just laughed and shook his head. "I refuse to do your crazy antickes...." He said as he looked down at her. Truth was, he was just to lazy to accually move his hand to bump thier knuckles. His hand was all nice and snuggly warm in his pocket. He shook his head and scuffed when she said she could handle the job. "You have no idea what you are talking about..." Which, accualy was true. The many faces of Dean sprouted out as he drank, and most of the comversations would get pretty awkward. He also sometimes got horny when he was drunk, and he wondered how she would handle that. He laughed to himself as he thought about it. She would probably never want to speak to him again. As she spoke again he just looked down at her, his arms crossed tightly around his chest. He just shook his head and took straight forward. He really was acting like some little five year old, but he didn't care. Alex was one of those people he could act like this around without either getting yelled out, or slapped in the face. It wasn't often he hang around people almost half his age...
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Post by ``Mickey. on Dec 8, 2008 18:20:27 GMT -5
She only rolled her eyes in response and let out a sigh. He truly was useless. It must be a genetic kind of thing. It seemed like just about every guy out there was the same, only some had a bit more sense than Dean. She put on a pout at his words. Why did he have to be so mean!? All she did was huff and pulled her hand back to her chest. "You are now cursed! Now your hand will get chopped off!" She commented with a sly grin. She watched him through wide eyes. He was so right! She had no idea what she could possibly getting herself into. All she did was stick her tongue out and laugh softly. "You're probably some perverted old geezer when your drunk! That, or a complete ass..." She commented with a bright smile. She looked over at him, watching him give her the cold shoulder, ignoring her like it was some kind of game. With a childish grin she flung her arms around him, staying glued to his side as they walked. "If you stay quiet I will be glued to your side for as long as you live!" She proclaimed with a look of defiance. That wasn't her greatest plan ever...
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 8, 2008 18:33:41 GMT -5
Dean looked over at her and gave her this crazed look when she said his hand was crused and going to be chopped off."You know, if my hand ever does get chopped off... I am coming after yours..." He said as he narrowed his eyes at her. He was just thinking, years from now when she was all grown up, he might get into some freak accident and lose his hand. And even if he had no idea where she was, he would somehow find her just to stick his stub of an arm in her face and yell, 'look what you did to me you kiniving bitch!'. Of course, if that ever happened... As she spoke again, he burst out into laughter. "Sadly, you pretty much hit that one dead on..." He looked over at her with a crooked, devilish grin on his face. Now she would really never want to have drinks him around. Who could blame her though? UNless you were looking to get into his pants, it wasn't really a good idea to begin with. You just never know what a drun guy is going to act like. And then it happened. She clung onto him like somekind of helpless leech. He turned his head to looked down at her, looking at her like she had just sprouted another head. He kept his mouth shut though, one of his eyebrows raising much higher than the other. What the hell was this? It was just some horrible trick. She would have to let go eventually, right.....?
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Post by ``Mickey. on Dec 8, 2008 18:43:43 GMT -5
She looked at him like he was crazy. That was just some sick little joke, but now that they had talked about it so much, it might as well happened. She could just seem him hunting her down. "Then you..." Her voice trailed off, and she just let out a sigh. "Brain fart!" She exclaimed with bright smile. She wasn't sure of what to say, so she just decided to keep her mouth shut. She then smiled mischievously at his words. Her mind had sprouted an idea. "If that's the case, I'll leave you with an old woman, and then you would get arrested for attempting rape! That, or acting like an ass..." She explained her evil plan, now all she had to do was find that old lady. It would be a major problem to dump a drunk guy off at a granny's house, unless they liked... Yuck! She looked up at him when he was staring at her. "What? Never seen a teenage girl stuck to you before? Better get used to it then!" She stated, her arms still wrapped around him, the warmth taking affect.
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 8, 2008 18:58:10 GMT -5
Dean glared at her when she said, 'then you", but that quickly went away when she said brainfart. A huge smile came to his mouth and he almost laughed. Sure he had herd the word before, and he had even used it once or twice, but it was just how she said it that made him laugh. It just seemed so random. "Now wait a mintute. How can you have a brainfart if you don't have a brain?" He asked, a childish grin smacking onto his face. He couldn't help it, she was just asking for it. He laughed after she spoke again. "You would have to get me extremely wasted if you think I would attempt to rape an old women..." He slightly shivered at the idea. The more you drank, the better someone looked... As his mind started to drift off he shook his head, not wanting to think about old ladies. "I'm been arrested for many different things, but I don't think rape was one of them..." His voice drifted away as he began to think about it. Atleast he couldn't remember attempting anything like that before... He had been arrested for credit card scams, shop lifting, DWI, harresment, break-ins, impersonating an officer, and even charged with murder, but rape? No... he just wasn't thatkind of guy. He wouldn't force his way into a girl's pants like that. He suddenly cleared his mind, not wanting to think about it anymore. He looked at the thing that was stuck to him and let out an annoying snarl. He had a feeling she wasn't going to let go, yet he didn't want her to win. He would have to think of a plan to get her off....
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Post by ``Mickey. on Dec 8, 2008 19:08:21 GMT -5
She looked at him as the words came from his mouth. At first it took a while to get what he was actually saying, and then she let out a sniffle. "Offense taken, ass!" She whined as she looked at him. Now that was just uncalled for. Of course she had a brain! She used it, sometimes... It was in there but on lunch break, a really long lunch break. Alex then couldn't help but laugh at his comment. "You know you would want to, and if you're lucky it might not be called rape if she gives in to it! Then you both would be happy..." She said as if she was talking to herself. Alex smiled widely after she had spoken, happy with the words she had just chosen. She just looked up at him when he snarled, and held onto him tighter. "You don't like me, do you...?" She asked softly, her eyes looking to the ground.
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 8, 2008 19:21:24 GMT -5
A wide smile covered his face, ear to ear to be exact, when she called him an ass. "Hey, I'm not going to take that from you. You would have said the same thing to me..." He sad as he narrowed his eyes at her. What she said next just seemed to horrifie him. Want to? Like it? A shiver went down his spine and he shook his head. " You got that all wrong kid..." He still couldn't beilive what she was saying. If he got lucky it wouldn't be rape... Well of course! What old women would not want to do things like that with him? He was like a god in human form! But still, it implanted some very disturbing images in his mind. He tried not to think about it, but every once in a while, another image would pop up and he woul twitch lightly. Then hee looked over at her. Once again he felt slightly guilty. No, she wasn't ging to do it again! Suddenly an idea popped into his head and a grin came to his face. "I never said I didn't... But ya know, I have to take a leak,so if your not gunna let go..." He looked at her with a raised eyebrow and a sly grin.
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Post by ``Mickey. on Dec 8, 2008 19:30:45 GMT -5
She stuck her tongue out playfully and smiled brightly. She was happy that his smile looked as if it would rip his face in two. "Oh wah! Get used to it crybaby..." She teased lightly, sticking her tongue out again. She laughed at his next words. The way he looked just about made her wet her pants. She could tell how he took that just by the way he looked at her. It just seemed like it was a nightmare that would scare the crap out of anybody. "For Christmas I'll get you an old lady and a lot of beer, then challenge you to a drinking contest and see what happens." She grinned widely, and laughed loudly. This was very entertaining. Alex could surely get used to torturing poor Dean with her old lady remarks. Hearing his last comment she looked completely grossed out and miserable at the same time. "You just want to get rid of me." She stated as her arms slipped off of him and she took a step away, looking at the ground.
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 8, 2008 19:41:08 GMT -5
He narrowed his eyes as she spoke at him. "Your the baby... baby..." Great comeback, right? He stuck his toungue out at her then looked away. Why he was acting like such a little kid he had no idea. It just ammused him I guess. It wasn't like he got to do this everyday ya know. As she spoke again he looked back at her with a discusted look on his face. "The only reason you would do that is so that you could watch." Not the best of things to say, but he did anyways. it did, however, put a bunch more dirty things into his mind. He shut his eyes and shook his head violently, as if they would just all go flying out of his ears. Of course they didn't, but a man could hope, right? As her arms slipped away from him, he smiled. But that was before he looked at her. "Damnit..." He muttered under his breath as he looked at her. He really should stop letting her get to him like that. "Hey, I really do gotta go... So you just stay here and don't turn around..." As he said the last part he narrowed his eyes at her. And with that, he turned around and very slowly started to walk in the opposite direction.
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