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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 2, 2008 16:54:30 GMT -5
Hope this will give you a chuckle, have a good day!!
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... "
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C , D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen [/size]
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Post by ``Mickey. on Dec 2, 2008 19:29:57 GMT -5
THAT IS FUNNEH! I love H! That is too funneh for words!
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 2, 2008 22:11:17 GMT -5
xD Ya... Me and my friend always joke around abut of boob sizes >.< My one friend, Sierra, we love her to death, but she is in a DD and my other friend is a D... The rest of us are smply A's... well, Some aren't even that xD You probably didn't want to here that, but whatever, I am in a weird mood.
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Post by →Mikayla← on Dec 2, 2008 22:13:33 GMT -5
Wow. Thanks for all the info on your friends boob sizes. That was the high light of my day! XD
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Post by |D| e a n s t e r on Dec 2, 2008 22:15:14 GMT -5
C8 Your very welcome xDDDDD I am extremely tired, and I have had to much caffine.. not a good mix
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